han-lifts:

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

lyjerria:

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

nordic-at-heart:

Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

shamus-mctot:

Shit talking in an intelligent manner.

untowardness:

tattoosfade:

tattoosfade:

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

Jic case you thought I was lying

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

eatingisfab:

i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle. 

nourrice:

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

nuevayor:

hey reminder your BIG ASS NOSE is BEAUTIFUL